THE MIXING BOWL

THE MIXING BOWL

STEP ONE:
Start after WWI
Mix half a cup of Treaty of Versailles
That only includes a few countries
Stopping the country that lost
From giving any input
Slowly pour it into a huge mixing bowl.

STEP TWO:
Produce a League of Nations
That contains
No power
No army
That only allows a select few countries
And that is unable to act swiftly
Add the wet ingredients to the mixing bowl.

STEP THREE:
Conjugate three fascist leaders
By the names Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin
Make sure that Hitler wants to
Unite German speakers
Praise the Aryans
Take over more land
And dominate the world
Fold several times until the mix becomes one.

STEP FOUR:
Next grab a few countries
That helped create the Treaty of Versailles
Their appeasement
Encouraging Hitler to move forward
Unstoppable
Use a blender to further mix ingredients. Add to the mixing bowl.

STEP FIVE:
Crack a German Aggression
Make sure that Hitler signs pact with Stalin
Then backstabs him
While taking over many countries
Including Poland
Using hands slowly but surely squeeze the dough until it is a stiff texture.

STEP SIX:
Finally grease the pan with a Japanese Aggression
Japan needs more natural resources
And they decide to clear way for conquest
By blowing up Pearl Harbor
Once mixture is well blended pour into a pan. Place in oven on high heat for six years.